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Off the Clock 

 Listens to NPR more than she listens to music  

 Listens to full-cast audiobooks more than she listens to NPR

 Average Scrabble score of 325  

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 Plans to haunt a museum giftshop 

 after her death  

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 The Meg* of the family  

 *The emotional support sibling: provides you with FaceTime calls, relationship advice, and Instagram comments you never asked for.

 Embroiders her own t-shirts 

*Sestina: a poem with six stanzas of six lines and a final triplet, all stanzas having the same six words at the line-ends in six different sequences that follow a fixed pattern, and with all six words appearing in the closing three-line envoi. 

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Pairs well with: a personal essay.about discovering feminism as a kid in suburban Utah.

 Fierce defender of superhero's girlfriends 

 Wrote her first letter to her congressperson at age ten  

Because water drainage gates should NOT have gaps big enough to pose a threat to local ducklings


Has never lived in an apartment she didn't believe was haunted 

 Jane Austen's great-great-great-grandniece 

In spirit.

Constantly looking for an excuse to buy another candle 


 Probably stayed up all last night writing an essay to record on TikTok  

 Never happier than when she's taking notes on a really big whiteboard 

Preferably with a pen behind one ear

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