Off the Clock
Listens to NPR more than she listens to music
Listens to full-cast audiobooks more than she listens to NPR
Average Scrabble score of 325
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Plans to haunt a museum giftshop
after her death
Pairs well with: a sestina* I wrote to prove I can do hard things.
The Meg* of the family
*The emotional support sibling: provides you with FaceTime calls, relationship advice, and Instagram comments you never asked for.
Embroiders her own t-shirts
*Sestina: a poem with six stanzas of six lines and a final triplet, all stanzas having the same six words at the line-ends in six different sequences that follow a fixed pattern, and with all six words appearing in the closing three-line envoi.
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Pairs well with: a personal essay.about discovering feminism as a kid in suburban Utah.
Fierce defender of superhero's girlfriends
Wrote her first letter to her congressperson at age ten
Because water drainage gates should NOT have gaps big enough to pose a threat to local ducklings
Has never lived in an apartment she didn't believe was haunted
Pairs well with: a (sample of) a melodramatic novel about teenage amnesiacs.
Jane Austen's great-great-great-grandniece
In spirit.
Constantly looking for an excuse to buy another candle
Probably stayed up all last night writing an essay to record on TikTok
Pairs well with: a passionate personal essay about the true meaning of Spider-Man.
Never happier than when she's taking notes on a really big whiteboard
Preferably with a pen behind one ear