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Feb 29, 20201 min read

Characters My Nine-Year-Old Sister Thinks Might Be Opening the Chamber of Secrets

Anna is maybe 3/4ths of the way through the book so SHHH NO SPOILERS


Percy Weasley

  • Because he's always lurking by the girls' bathrooms. Really, like, all the dark corners. And he spent the whole summer up in his room. And he's so grumpy.


Gilderoy Lockhart

  • Maybe thought he could handle the monster because he's always hanging out with monsters in his books. Then, the monster put a curse on him, and now he's hypnotized to be on the monster's side.


Lucious Malfoy

  • Because he's evil and he probably framed Hagrid for opening the chamber fifty years ago.


Severus Snape

  • He also just has that evil tone about him.


Update: The Reveal


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