1. Secretly immortal
Bonus points if it's not really that relevant to your plot line
2. Secretly a genius
I'm drowning in character depth
3. Secretly royalty
Almost always helpful
4. Secretly in love with you
I recognize this can be awful but it can also be 😍
5. Secretly a good guy
Always
6. Secretly a bad guy
Pretty inconvenient
7. Secretly dating
It can be a blast, but 9 times out of 10 why are you doing this again?
8. Secretly your father
NO!
9. Secretly responsible for the murder of a loved one
No positive spin here
10. Secretly your sister
Always revealed after you've fallen in love with her. The WORST.
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