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1. Secretly immortal

  • Bonus points if it's not really that relevant to your plot line

2. Secretly a genius

  • I'm drowning in character depth

3. Secretly royalty

  • Almost always helpful

4. Secretly in love with you

  • I recognize this can be awful but it can also be 😍

5. Secretly a good guy

  • Always

6. Secretly a bad guy

  • Pretty inconvenient

7. Secretly dating

  • It can be a blast, but 9 times out of 10 why are you doing this again?

8. Secretly your father

  • NO!

9. Secretly responsible for the murder of a loved one

  • No positive spin here

10. Secretly your sister

  • Always revealed after you've fallen in love with her. The WORST.

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