Floated to the ceiling of a McDonald's restaurant
Interpretation: I secretly miss eating meat just a smidge.
Successfully ran for Vice President as Leslie Knope (against Trump)
Interpretation: I think about politics way too much. Like...way too much. @williamharrison
Starred in the movie Passengers opposite Chris Pratt
Interpretation: I think about movies way too much. And I'm far more into Chris Pratt than I would admit.
Had multiple opportunities to actually yell at people who were rude in high school, but always decided to hug them instead
Interpretation: I'm very into appearances even in my dreams
Moved to LA to go to open casting calls—not hoping to get cast, just liking to troll on other people's scripts
Interpretation: I've found my life's calling